Sweet damn samrulz!
Flutter Moth while you do bicep curls. Damn it feels good to tattoo again! Thanks again Bastian! (at vienna electric tattoo)
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
I just bought the best book money can buy.
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
Why is it so hard to meet new girlfriends?
We’re hiring at work everyone! Send ya resumes to firstname.lastname@example.org and locks of your beards to 3-132 spencer road, nerang! @ben782 @archard @mrbangers @insta5lam @six4ss
Pretty happy to be hanging in a workshop again. #learning #clueless #bud #tryingtostayoutoftheway #illhelpbybringingthebeer @mrbangers @archard
@afishcalledjager found a dead fish on the beach so naturally I gave it a speech bubble and wrote you a message xxx
Classics cruise to Classic Joes @cherry_doll_88 @six4ss @ranger615139 @5lam_fff #onelickneverenough 👅🍦
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look...